I think its getting a bit tedious now everytime you want to log in/sign in/download an app etc all you get is fill in this or that, phone numbers the lot. Load of old toss.
"By clicking here you are allowing us to access this that and the other".
"To use this app we need to know your location" Eh? Why? It doesn`t require you to know where I bloody am.
"By clicking yes we send your details to selected partners" (aye right!)
"By agreeing to this we can pollute you with emails and $hit"
"Accept the terms and conditions and you get a host of other $hite you neither need nor want"
"100% free trial".................BANG! Fill in your life details. Even if you go down the FCUKOFF@NOWAY.COM there`s usually a mention of sending something to your door like a magic key. That was one I laughed at a few years back for a FREE Credit check with a reputable company.
Absolutely nosey prying ba$tards. You read something and at the bottom it says `No need to register` and think, I`d like to add a comment. Then its, "we want to look into every part of your life" etc etc AFTER you`ve typed the bloody thing out.
`It must be true, I read in on the internet`. Yep, thats right. How much duff info is out there folks? Its a bit like gossip. There`s some invaluable info to be had but there`s some poorly written and unsubstantiated dross out there as well. Don`t ever dare to type in `sore foot` or pain in elbow`. Chances are its cancer, HIV or rabies. Possibly worse. Same goes for car related stuff. Power steering fluid a bit dirty? Probably your big ends are away or its mixing with the air conditioning gas and there`s a chance your passengers are being poisoned.
Yep, must be right because that`s from a YAHOO top contributor with some wee stars next to their name.
Facebook/Twitter zzzzzzzzzzz. Like this like that, like my page. Be my friend. WTF? Be my friend? Must be the lamest thing ever. Oh, Tiffany has 734 `friends`. That`ll be 730 that couldn`t give a $hit about her in real life then eh?
I have a Nokia Lumia 920. Best ever thing in the world there last year. Now apparently its rubbish. I can tell you this. It was rubbish when i got it. They`re all rubbish as far as I`m concerned. Somebody rings its a carry on to actually get to hear them. Swiping things and confirming you actaully want to answer the call.
Turning the volume down as you hold it or hanging up with your ear on the latest `touch screen` Before you used to hit a green button and spoke and a red one to stop. Toys for schoolgirls with no pubes to be honest. Kinda matters to kids what `model` they have so they can find their place in the pecking order of show off gadgets. They can do nearly everything but keep a charge for a few days or make a phone call. Sending a text now requires fingers like cocktail sticks to use the $hitty miniscule keyboard (which corrects your slang words and sends stuff you didn`t want sending) Still the same old toss. "hello, hello?, I can`t hear anything.............nope nothing, BEEP BEEP BEEP". Or "sorry this mobile phone is switched off" "Network Unavailable" Two bean cans and a bit of string would be more useful some of the time. Anyway. Women never answer them first time. Its always `in their bag` and they couldn`t get to it in time. Or I never heard it I was hoovering. Or maybe its just cos women have no pockets. Great eh?. Oh look, its frozen again. I`m a right wally i forgot to `update my software`. 
Apple iphone7 can`t bluetooth a picture to my Nokia or samdung interGalactic as they`re `not compatible` They were all F**king compatible 10 years ago.
Anyway, I have to go. I have a small spot on my arm. I think its the start of a flesh eating bug from Bolivia.
(Netdoctors .com)
